I Kissed A Girl

Now Officially Banned

No I'm not homophobic. In fact, I love gays. Err, I mean I have a lot of gay friends and they are like THE Fab friends to have and to keep. Well, the only reason why I had to stop singing this because of what happened this afternoon. I was at the shower and had been singing (or i might have sounded rapping to some. lol).

Me: I kissed a girl and I liked it... The taste of her cherry chapstick... I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it... *for the nth time*

Then there was a loud banging on the door. Well, my Adorably Annoying and Annoyingly Adorable nephew again.

Adorable: Tita! Tita! I need to peeeee! Right now!

Me: Fine. Fine!

I got out wrapped in my cute baby pink bathrobe. Do I need to mention this. LOL.

Me: What?!? What's with the smile? *immediately check myself out to ensure I've perfectly covered every flawless part of my body, ahem, HYPERBOLICALLY speaking. Hehehe.*

Adorable again has that mischievous grin. Argh. He got me again! I knew it, he's not going to pee.

Adorable: YOU KISSED A GIRL??? *now with a face like he had just tasted a caramel cake soaked with teriyaki sauce.*

Me: Huh?

Adorable: She kissed a girl! Mommy, Mommy! Tita kissed a girl... and she liked it! EEEWWW. *devilish laugh*

This song is now officially banned here at home. Thanks to my Adorable nephew.


joyfulchicken said...

How old is the kid? Don't be surprised if he starts downloading lesbian porn from the Intarwebs soon :-P

Miss Elle said...

^ hehehe. hope not dear. or i'll be forever blamed here. and he's only 8 years old. kids say the darnest things. hehe. :)

KC said...

he he , here in india , even a guy cant sing that in the shower :p Its soo strict and orthodox here !! :(

Miss Elle said...

kc: another REALLY? Hehe. I appreciate having you around here kc coz i'm learning a lot. err, what happens if you sing it... like right now? :)

KC said...

Well , if i sing that right now , either my mom or dad - whoever listens to it , will come and give a Whack on my head and tell me "You wanna kiss a gal in this age eh ??" And another whack !! :p

Miss Elle said...

Really? (again! hehe.) When are you allowed to kiss a girl then, my friend? just curious :)

KC said...

Maybe when am married !! :p he he :p I think i have to send you another mail tutoring you about the Indian culture and way of things here.. He he :p Anyway will tell you more sometime later..

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