Now Officially Banned
No I'm not homophobic. In fact, I love gays. Err, I mean I have a lot of gay friends and they are like THE Fab friends to have and to keep. Well, the only reason why I had to stop singing this because of what happened this afternoon. I was at the shower and had been singing (or i might have sounded rapping to some. lol).
Me: I kissed a girl and I liked it... The taste of her cherry chapstick... I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it... *for the nth time*
Then there was a loud banging on the door. Well, my Adorably Annoying and Annoyingly Adorable nephew again.
Adorable: Tita! Tita! I need to peeeee! Right now!
Me: Fine. Fine!
I got out wrapped in my cute baby pink bathrobe. Do I need to mention this. LOL.
Me: What?!? What's with the smile? *immediately check myself out to ensure I've perfectly covered every flawless part of my body, ahem, HYPERBOLICALLY speaking. Hehehe.*
Adorable again has that mischievous grin. Argh. He got me again! I knew it, he's not going to pee.
Adorable: YOU KISSED A GIRL??? *now with a face like he had just tasted a caramel cake soaked with teriyaki sauce.*
Me: Huh?
Adorable: She kissed a girl! Mommy, Mommy! Tita kissed a girl... and she liked it! EEEWWW. *devilish laugh*
This song is now officially banned here at home. Thanks to my Adorable nephew.
Me: I kissed a girl and I liked it... The taste of her cherry chapstick... I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it... *for the nth time*
Then there was a loud banging on the door. Well, my Adorably Annoying and Annoyingly Adorable nephew again.
Adorable: Tita! Tita! I need to peeeee! Right now!
Me: Fine. Fine!
I got out wrapped in my cute baby pink bathrobe. Do I need to mention this. LOL.
Me: What?!? What's with the smile? *immediately check myself out to ensure I've perfectly covered every flawless part of my body, ahem, HYPERBOLICALLY speaking. Hehehe.*
Adorable again has that mischievous grin. Argh. He got me again! I knew it, he's not going to pee.
Adorable: YOU KISSED A GIRL??? *now with a face like he had just tasted a caramel cake soaked with teriyaki sauce.*
Me: Huh?
Adorable: She kissed a girl! Mommy, Mommy! Tita kissed a girl... and she liked it! EEEWWW. *devilish laugh*
This song is now officially banned here at home. Thanks to my Adorable nephew.
7 comments:
How old is the kid? Don't be surprised if he starts downloading lesbian porn from the Intarwebs soon :-P
^ hehehe. hope not dear. or i'll be forever blamed here. and he's only 8 years old. kids say the darnest things. hehe. :)
he he , here in india , even a guy cant sing that in the shower :p Its soo strict and orthodox here !! :(
kc: another REALLY? Hehe. I appreciate having you around here kc coz i'm learning a lot. err, what happens if you sing it... like right now? :)
Well , if i sing that right now , either my mom or dad - whoever listens to it , will come and give a Whack on my head and tell me "You wanna kiss a gal in this age eh ??" And another whack !! :p
Really? (again! hehe.) When are you allowed to kiss a girl then, my friend? just curious :)
Maybe when am married !! :p he he :p I think i have to send you another mail tutoring you about the Indian culture and way of things here.. He he :p Anyway will tell you more sometime later..
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