The Prodigal Blogger

Guess who’s back and blogging?


The Noble and The Nonsense, moi, Miss Elle.


Joining the Peace Corps has been an experience! However, while I was in my solitude and in deep abyss of profound thoughts, I realized that blogging is of more significance. LOL.


SERIOUSLY. I was trapped in a very TALL tower in the middle of a desert and surrounded by flames that could be put off by the brave one. It was disheartening to perpetually wait and more tragic when my long hair was cut off by Abu Obama bin Lohan aka Kimmie.


But last night. Oh one snowy night (yeah snow in the desert), someone saved me. When I opened my eyes from an eon of sleep caused by too much Benadryl that terrorist Kimmie had been giving me, I heard two guys arguing. Oops! I was saved not by someone but by someTWO.


One must have been angry to the other because he wanted to kiss me. So I asked both of them and one in red was like, “Excuse moi. Ilusyanada!”


But you must be Prince? And you in green must be Charming?


Nonsense! You don’t know us?!?


I’m Mario and he’s Luigi! Gahd!!!


And contrary to the rumors, we’re not brothers... WE'RE LOVAHS!


They kissed. And lived glamorous gays ever after.


Fin. Wakas. The End.

18 comments:

KC said...

Welcome back "Princess" Elle !! :) So glad that you are now safe from the Evil-Kimmie O_O !! :p And more than those horrible days in captivity , i think it wd have been more horrible to see Mario and Luigi Kissing !! :p

Miss Elle said...

hahaha. yeah it was howwible indeed ckc... reminded me of you, bayot! :p

KC said...

yeah yeah ! Ben is my partner !! O_O

Miss Elle said...

OMG. Ben might read this dummy. and if it happens you might get drowsy.. LOL... so make sure its within the right dosage :p

prinsesamusang said...

that is so cool. i am just thrilled that you are back and okay. i call it the blog cough you know when we sometimes just loose it. lol. but we keep on coming back.

eunice said...

wa.. I dunno how to comment on this post LOL!!... XP

Thought Osama bin Laden was in action... XP

Miss Elle said...

PM: and im more thrilled to have you around. yeah, i like that --- blog cough. hehe. thanks sis.

eunice: haha. thanks sis. osama must be proud of Abu Obama bin Lohan aka Kimmie. :p

Sam said...

Thank God Miss Elle you're doin' good right now. Hahaha

Miss Elle said...

naks sam. kaka-touch naman. salamat miss sam. mwah :)

Miss Elle said...

naks sam. kaka-touch naman. salamat miss sam. mwah :)

Mom of Four said...

welcome back miss elle!!! i am feeling much better now, makaka blog na rin ako kahit paano..see yah latah!!

Red said...

That was silly lol.. nice blog.

Miss Elle said...

mom of four: nice to have you back and blogging. im glad you're feelin better.

red: hey sis. thanks for the visit. i appreciate it :)

things&thongs said...

Welcome back Miss Elle. Haha. Were you disappointed? Sayang : )

Miss Elle said...

o nga eh.. sayang noh :p

-=May=- said...

hi miss elle. wow. i didnt know mario and luigi are lovers. haha. pretty much like broke back mountain ei? *wink hahaha.. so gald you're ok and back to buzziness.. cheers to blogging... oh and hows the new helper girl going? :)

philos said...

Hey! How are you? I'm back too... I'm confused, looking at the timeline of your entries, I don't see a huge gap to explain the "I'm back" opening.

bloggista said...

Hey, congratulations! You got PR2 . Good job! Don't lose it, ok? :-)zygw

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